People Are Strange When You're A Stranger

"Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted." -- Jim Morrison of the Doors.

The Lizard King must have been in a bad mood when he penned his immortal lyrics to "People Are Strange". But I think the Doors' soundtrack is the perfect mood music for finding a date on the Web. Faces do look ugly when you're alone, but since the Web makes almost everyone's face look ugly, the dating sites fit right in with Jim Morrison's sentiments.

When you're strange, no one remembers your name, but on the Net everyone uses a nick so who cares if they don't remember your name. Hopefully, when her face comes out of the rain, (the blurry pics on the internet) her face will look ugly no more.

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Real Hipness is Rejecting Adulthood

Real Hipness is figuring it out for yourself.

If I show who I really am, people will freak out. So I have to control myself. Because who I really am is totally over the edge. They can’t handle it. They misread it. They misinterpret it.

I think Courtney Love is a pure genius rock star. In other ways she may be pathetic. But who isn’t? Courtney Love and I have something in common: we both refuse to accept adulthood. Or maybe we are too damaged to be the required robot that society needs to have in order to function.

That’s what adulthood is: controlling your natural self, driving whimsical impulses down, way down. Adulthood is all about business. It is about survival, and there is a deadly seriousness about survival. No one is taking care of you anymore, so can’t be completely free or otherwise somebody will eat your lunch and you.

Think of all what is lost when we are forced to mature. Ooodles of creativity dries up in the mind, and cold calculating thinking takes over in our new adult minds. It is tragic. Adulthood is a stiff neck, gait, posture. We are forced to learn the art of acting grim.

My favorite kernel of wisdom of all time is this: “Most men(people) live lives of quiet desperation.” It is sooo true, and the reason why is the burden of adulthood is conditioned into all of us as we grow older. Economic and familial harship is not what causes most suffering in my opinion. I think it is the worldwide societal requirements to act mature and take on the grim task of survival. However, survival does not have to be a grim

Google Picks Inferior Quotes for its Homepage

I think I am going to create my own quotations page since Google’s personalized homepages link to inferior quotes from quotationspage.com.

Here are a few starters:

“People who project stupidity upon intelligent people are themselves the most stupid of all.” -–Christopher Haan

“Never tell the world how much you lie inside.” --Christopher Haan

"Love is only a four-letter-word for geeks." --Christopher Haan

"He thinks he is an unsung hero, actually he is an unhung zero." --Christopher Haan


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Anti-Family Demigods

What do Plato, Jesus Christ and Karl Marx have in common? All three were rabidly anti-family.

In The Republic, The Gospel of Matthew, and The Communist Manifesto, crucial passages refer to the family's hold on the individual, and all three demigods, Plato, Christ, and Marx use an horatory zeal to convince people to abandon their family and join in the revolution, whether it is philosophical, religious or political.

Google's Homepage

Google's personalized homepages show a decided taste for (ADD) Attention Deficit Disorder. The links they show to sites such as Slashdot, Wired, Techdirt, etc., are to slow-loading blurbs that are supposed to be cutting-edge blogs by experts. In reality, almost every story that I have found from my personalized Google homepage has been a dull, warmed-over, repeat of facts found elsewhere.

Google needs to re-think its philosophy and look for originality or at least link to longer stories with more depth. Google hears the beat of its own drummer, and usually that beat is cool, but they have really missed the beat when it comes to the quality of their links on their personalized homepages.

What Does God Smell Like?

Most people think God has no odor. They have no idea that when they come across a bloody car wreck that the strange smell in the air is God sending them a message.

Freshly burnt rubber along with the metallic tinge of blood mixed with ozone is a common smell of God. SHE is burning your senses and saying, "Sorry I had to do this."

The olafactory senses register the deepest impressions upon the brain. Scientific research has shown that memories of experiences are most strongly recalled by their associated odor. A prime example of this is what happens to a Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome(PTSS)victim when he or she suddenly smells something strongly associated with a traumatic memory. A Vietnam War Veteran, for example, with one chemical whiff is often shot right back into the burning jungles. Many household chemicals have a similar molecular make-up to napalm, Agent Orange and other Vietnam War niceties, and they register a sense impression upon the deepest part of the brain where the repressed memories are stored.

Stuck in their garage, more than a few Vietnam Vets have gone beserk on the familiar fumes of chemicals.

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E-rants Versus Blogs

What is the difference between e-rants and blogs? For one thing, e-rants tend to have a certain emotional quality that is often lacking in blogs. Another crucial difference is that e-rants are writings which often wander from subject to subject, point to point, all within the same post.

Often blog protocols bleed into the agenda of your typical e-ranter; in other words, there is no discernible difference from one particular e-rant and a particular blog. Yet, if you look at all the blogs and all the e-rants that you can find, you will discover that there is a definite quality that distinguishes most e-rants from blogs. This quality manifests itself through the idiosyncratic ways of the e-ranter.

E-ranters wish to set themselves as a breed apart. They know that the Web and the worldwide electronic dissemination of information is the perfect vehicle for the strange, interesting, and disenfranchised individual. Uniqueness of mind cannot be more celebrated in any place on earth than on the Worldwide Web. For the first time in history, a completely lost freak has a chance to make his or her mark on the world stage.

The delusions of e-ranters are nothing for them to be ashamed about. Everyone is deluded about something, but the e-ranter just shows his or hers more clearly to the world. This vulnerability of the e-ranter is a great virtue. Demons can be released in electronic form and the response of the unseen masses to these e-rants allows a certain catharsis to take place for the writer.
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